What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 00:07

-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Do women like men who have slept with many women?
Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Octopussy
Do older women know what they want?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
A View to a Kill
Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Moonraker
What are some questions obviously just asked for sexual gratification?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Do you have any problem dating a younger man?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Live and Let Die
From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Dr No